ARE YOU A SWIM NERD?
EASY TEST GIVES YOU THE ANSWER:
Add 4 points if you hove pockets of air in the top of your cap
Add 4 points if you think the decal/name should face forward
Add 3 points each for earplugs or nose clip
Add 1 point if you put conditioner on hair before swimming
Add 5 points if you bought the "foamiest" goggles possible
Add 1 point for every 200 yards you swim with goggles fogged during workout
Add 3 points if you wear a watch during workout
Add another 3 if you don't know how to use your watch to tell your swim times
Add another 3 points if your watch alarm goes off once a day and you can't change it
Subtract 1 point every time you got your time in your workout (-10 max.)
Add 10 to your score if you didn't get your time even once
Add 5 points if you look at the clock but lie about speed or fake that you got the time to your
Add 10 points if you don't know your 100 tree time
Subtract 5 points for each stroke, other than freestyle, that you hove swam 200 yards or more in the last week (-15 points max.)
Add 10 points if you counted sidestroke or elementary back stroke in the previous question
Add 5 points if you don't know what an l.M. is
Add 5 points if your string sticks up out of suit
Add 20 points if your string sticks out below suit
Add 1 point for every inch of width of the side panel of your suit
Add 1 point for every $10 that your equipment cost (including your swim bag and towel)
Add 5 points if you bring your water bottle
Add 3 points if you have a "Power drink" in the water bottle
Subtract 5 if you have Pina Colada, Margarita in the water bottle and can still make your normal intervals.
Add 2 points if you prefer to swim on your awn
Add another 2 points if others prefer you to swim on your own
Subtract 5 points every time you get your heart rate 4 X above your resting rate in workout.
Add a point for every 10% of your workout that you wear Zoomers
Add 3 points if you use any "glove" hand paddles
Add 2 points if you use the ladders, stairs or ramps
Add 1 point far every stroke you take in 25 yard pool
Over 110 Points: Always swim with a lifeguard on duty
90- 110 Points: Stay in the shallow end
70 - 90 Points: Keep trying. Did you sign the Release of Liability?
50 - 70 Points: Sign up for SPMA clinics, don't expect much but thanks for the check.
30 - 50 Points: There"s hope. Perhaps try an ocean swim with a buoyant wetsuit.
10 - 30 Points: You're ready for an International Meet
Under 0: Sushi material. How wouls you like to coach one of our clinics.
Bonus Points: Add 10 points if you took this questionaire seriously.
Xtra Bonus: Add 10 points if you added your score